Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Big Nate Makes the Grade

Big Nate
Makes the Grades
by Lincoln Peirce

This book is mostly a funny book that some people can relate to
like if you are in middle.

First, some of the main characters are Nate, Teddy, Francis, Gina, Mrs Godfrey. Some not so important characters might be mr. Rosa
Nate’s Dad, Arthur, miss. Clarke, Mrs. Shipulsk,

Second, What really the problem is he is starting to get bad grades and gina is happy about that because they are enemies so that starts a big fight that leads them into student council but Nate is just trying to beat gina at something so he does not beat gina.

Suddenly, he tries his best in class and he is doing much in class plus his grades are going up he is now much better than Gina in
more things now.




Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary Of A Wimpy KId
  
I Recommend this Book To Anyone,Because it’s Funny,It’s Action packed well sometimes,also it’s CRAZY! And Let's Meet the Family Shall we? Greg Heffley the main Character,Rodrick Heffley the Other main Character His Brother,Then there's always the mom Susan Heffley another main Character,and the dad Frank Heffley the other main Character,and there's the 3 year old little brother Manny Heffley the Other main Character,And last but not least Greg Heffley’s best friend well pretty much Rowley Jefferson,Rowley Jefferson’s parents,Robert
Jefferson His dad & Linda Jefferson his mom,also
there’s THE CHEESE!!!!!!! THE MOST WERST
THING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!! So read a Diary of A Kid! Be aware of the CHEESE!!!!!





Bad Kitty Takes a Bath

Bad Bad Kitty Takes a Bath
The author of the book is Nick Bruel. It was when bad kitty was going to take a bath,and it was when bad kitty was trying to hide from his owner. The main characters of the the book is bad kitty and the owner. The main problem of the book is when the owner is trying to give bad kitty a bath.Until the owner got bad kitty in to the bath. In the book kitty was hissing and was not in a good mood after she got out of the bath,and the thing to solve the problem was to hide from the owner. When the owner found kitty he was going to pet bad kitty but bad kitty hissed at the owner. It was because she was mad at the owner. After that the owner was going to pick up bad kitty. Kitty did not want the owner to pick her up but the owner pick bad kitty up. Then when the owner picked up bad kitty clawed the owner.

          

Saturday, October 24, 2015

Simpsons: Comic Supernova

A story of Adventure
The Simpsons Bart,Lisa,Maggie,Homer,and Mr.Burns are on a wonderful
and funny journey to go back in time and find lots of treasure.
The Simpsons Comic Supernova pages 1-30  Mr.Burn$ By Matt Groening. I prefer each and every one to read this book because it could keep you wondering and wondering just on the start of the book.Mr.Burns is a foolish guy that lies and never tells the truth about anything which is very strange because Mr.Burns invited the Simpsons to go on the trip. Mr.Burns said “I’ll split  50%/50%.” Will he actually split 50%/50%? Find out in Mr.Burn$.

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Thursday, October 22, 2015

Blubber

Blubber by Judy Blume

“Blubber is a good name for her.” Wendy says on the note to Linda. A quote from Blubber by Judy Blume. It makes you feel all kinds of different emotions!

Linda, a fifth grade girl gets teased at school by Tracy, Wendy,Jill and caroline.She gets teased because she is fat. Jill had to make a decision: should she stop making fun of Linda and lose all of her friends or should she keep making fun of Linda and feel bad.


I feel that the author of this book, Judy Blume is trying to tell readers “bullying is not right”

I really liked this book because it gives you an idea of what bullying is.I would highly recommend this  book to 9 and up. Throughout the book I asked myself”what’s going to happen next?” Get the book Blubber to learn more.

Middle School: Big Fat Liar

Middle School
Big Fat Liar
Book Report
By Lilian McAllister
James Patterson

Georgia's brother [ Rafe ] was the BIGGEST  trouble maker  yet, but why?

When Rafe gets kicked out of middle school, Georgia is going to have to get her good repitation back from Rafe.


Georgia has to go through a lot of horible mean girls, pranks, Green hair, tricked into getting in trouble. But what did she do??? Like green well i should not go that far but read the book to find out.

I liked this book because I felt like i was there. I enjoy reading things like that, I recommend  this book to people who like pranks horible brothers and so much more!!!

Clementine

Riley Tills
Book Reveiw
Clementine


     Sara Pennypacker really got  my attention with Clementine the book. When I started reading this fantastic book I noticed it  was it was perfect for me and probably for you. Clementine is 10 years old and lives in an apartment with her dad, mom, brother, and cat moisturizer.
     When you read Clementine you will find out how devastating it is when she loses her cat and her friendship with her best friend. How in the world will she get her cat and her best friend back. You will find out there are fun adventures day and night.
     I know Clementine and her series are amazing and adventurous. It will be perfect for you. You will see how she deals with her problems.










Whatever After Bad Hair Day

Sofia Vela
Whatever After Bad Hair Day

    Whatever After Bad Hair Day in my opinion if you like fiction books this is the book for you!
Whatever After Bad Hair Day is mostly about a girl named Abby, a little boy named Jon and their dog prince who gets to Rapunzel's fairytale.The author is Mlynowski. This book is amazing and I can’t put it down.I think what the author is trying to tell us is to keep trying.The main problem is Mother Gofuel finds out that Rapunzel has found a way out of the tower, and knows someone helped her,and Rapunzel then  bounces into prickly plants and Jon’s tear made her…               
       Find out what happens next!
I really recommend  Whatever After Bad Hair Day f you like fiction books. Mostly for girls but some boys would probably like it to!  



Big Nate

big nate the mind think alike




is about Nate and his friends and his dad.  

In the beginning, Nate is playing a game and when he gets to class he falls asleep and his teacher is mean to him because he is sleeping in class.  In the beginning he wants Jenny to be his girlfriend and than his friends come because he was sleeping in class and he asks them what are you doing?  And he said making notes to all the girls in the school.  And all the girls that do not have a boyfriend.  


In the middle of the story he wants to get Jenny to come out with him but now he is finding a way to help him.  He goes to the comic store and saw his sisters friend and asked him what are the new comics?  Then he was looking through the box and he found a book called Femme Fataligy.  Nate went home to go read it and then he read the book at his house and his dad saw what he was reading.  His dad asked him "what are you reading"  Femme Fataligy.  Hid dad looked at the book and said "this book is too violent for you at this age".  Then his dad takes the book away and Nate tries to take it back but it did not work.  The next day his dad is reading the book.  He is at school and he starts talking to his friends.  

Big Nate Lives It Up

By Bridget Dallos                                     Big Nate                                                October 16,2015                                                                                                                                                                                                                      “The new kid is stupid, the new kid is dumb, the new kid studies plants.”This is a quote from the book  Big Nate Lives it Up by Lincoln Pierce. It’s about a 11-year-old boy who needs to learn how to be friends with a nerd. But he also has to do his art and comics without the new kid knowing. The new kids name is Breckenridge Puffelten The 3rd.  

   What I learned from reading this book is that you should not judge a book by it’s cover. Even if they are different from you everyone is still their own person and unique in their own way.

    By the end of the book Nate learns something very cool about his school from 100 years ago. That’s why I had to Keep reading the story in order to find out what it was. Plus their are some comics in the story. I also recommend this book to people who love to read adventure/ mystery and comedy. So that’s why I like the book Big Nate Lives it Up.

     

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Roderick Rules

Book Review
by Steve Freelon II

In Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules, Greg’s family and friend (Rowley) are causing trouble in each others lives. Greg also known as Gregory has the most trouble with his mom (Mrs. Heffley). All in all Greg almost always gets himself out of a twist. I would recommend this book if you are a person with an exciting or an enthusiastic personality .

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Fudge-a-Mania

Chase Mackay
October 12, 2015
Book Review

“You guys are all maniacs. Fudge-a-maniacs I corrected” This quote is from the hilarious book Fudge-a-Mania by Judy Blume.
This story takes place in Maine as a summer vacation. Peter’s family is sharing a cabin with another family called the Tubmans and their daughter Sheila. Peter is going to Maine for vacation but out of no-where he realizes that his arch enemy Sheila Tubman is their neighbor, and they both don’t like it at all! In Maine, they have a big hilarious relationship and lots of insults. They probably didn’t have a good time.
It’s an amazing book that you will always want to keep reading. This is why I recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor.

Minions -- The Junior Novel

Eli karantounis
October 13, 2015
MINIONS

A STORY OF ADVENTURE
‘’The minions without a master to serve the minions got lonely.’’ This quote from the book MINIONS by Little Brown shows that I could not put the book down. Since the beginning of time, the minions have been trying to find a master from the cold ocean to Orlando to London. Kevin, Bob and Stuart make a big decision to leave the cave to find a master or to stay and be lonely. This shows that I could not put the book down until I found out what happened to Kevin, Bob and Stuart find a master. I recommend this book to 9 year olds and up to read this book.



Thursday, April 16, 2015

Dork Diaries 4

Dork Diaries 4
Rachel Renne Russle


The main character in the book was Nikki Maxwell and she important to the book because the book is from her point of view. The major plot of the story is Nikki trying to ice skate to get close to her crush and have him like her. The tone of the book is a happy and upbeat since that is her personality. You should read my book because it is a very funny and happy book.

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Sisters

 SISTERS

THE BOOK, SISTERS BY RAINA TELGEMEIER, IS MOSTLY ABOUT TWO SISTERS THAT DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER, BUT THEY HAVE TO GO ON A LONG ROAD-TRIP FROM CALIFORNIA  TO COLORADO WITHOUT THEIR FATHER. THEIR  FATHER IS ON A PLANE. THEY ALSO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER THAT IS IN THE CAR. THEY’RE GOING TO COLORADO TO SEE THEIR COUSINS. BOTH OF THE SISTERS HAVE AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE IN THE PAST. I THINK THIS IS AN INTERESTING, FUNNY, AWESOME, GREAT BOOK THAT BOYS AND GIRLS BOTH LIKE, AND I THINK YOU WILL TO!!!  :]

https://animoto.com/play/PrVqarwboL0ayRqiJQz4z

Thidwick the Big Hearted Moose

Erik Strickler
Thidwick the Big Hearted Moose

I think you should read this book because a moose has trouble doing his normal moose things but big trouble is upon his horns, there are lots of animals on them. Join Thidwick on his adventure to get the animals, run from hunters and get cornered. I like this book because of the humor. I want you to read this book.

Baby Mouse

Chase
Baby Mouse: Dragon Slayer
By Matthew Holm

Fiction


This girl goes to a math class and it is a struggle.

I like this book because it has school in it.

When there is a math challenge!

nice!

Big Nate

Big Nate

In this book, Nate loses a camera and francis blames himself. I like this book because Nate is funny and makes us laugh (including me.) My favorite part is when Nate got the camera back. He is funny and a little serious.

https://animoto.com/play/KYK9iYRFuJ5jkb5ipOOMxQ

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Dumb Bunny (Junie B Jones)

Olivia Nusbaum                                                        

Junie B First Grader Jones.,
                          Dumb Bunny
                               
Dumb Bunny is mostly about a little girl named Junie B. Jones, who goes to an easter egg hunt at her rich friend’s house. The winner got to have a playdate with Lucille (the rich friend). They played  a game with jelly beans. There was only one purple jelly bean. The person who picked the purple jelly bean got a present. Who will find the purple jelly bean? And who will get the spot for the playdate?

I really like this book because it is really funny. The author acts like she is Junie B. She writes with incorrect grammar.

Junie B. Jones is a funny person. She says things that make you laugh. She is also a bad listener. She interrupts her teacher all of the time.

Wedding Crasher

Kade Widler

Wedding Crasher By Geronimo Stilton


In Wedding Crasher Geronimo gets invited to his cousin’s wedding and Geronimo and Thea make Stingy Snout, their cousin’s future wife, disengage. First, Geronimo receives a cheap letter from his cousin and calls Thea right away to know if she got it too. They agreed it would embarrass him in front of lots of people. Next, no one gets enough food, they only got  peas  for dinner. Lastly, Stingy Snouts future wife finds her family fortune and disengages.

I like this book because of it’s hummer . Geronimo is always making mistakes and gets

My favorite part of this book is when Geronimo takes off his pants in front of all the guests that were there for the wedding. That very day he wore ruby red heart underwear.

The main character, Geronimo is  a scary hate-travel mouse that is the writer of the most popular newspaper called the Rodents Gazette but his true passion is writing.


THIS BOOK IS A GREAT BOOK FOR KIDS OF ALL AGES!!

http://video214.com/play/oI9ljniCGz0ETfHAbhunZQ/s/dark